Internet Death Cult of Fun

Now how much would you pay ?

  • You get the prestige of joining a quality Internet Death Cult.
  • You proudly display a handsome logo on your website.
  • You get brainwashed by only the finest, certified brainwashers from around the globe.
  • You avoid the mindless dribble that comes from chanting something you will never understand.
  • No multiple choice questions on some boring manifesto.
  • No final date that keeps getting postponed waiting for the "saucers".
  • And, at the end of your life, if you are not completely satisfied you are ensured a 100% money back guarantee.
"But, I’m under 18. Am I old enough to join a Internet Death Cult?"


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