Internet Death Cult of Fun

Now how much would you pay ?

  • You get to join a fun Internet Death Cult with outstanding quality.
  • You get a handsome logo on your website.
  • You get brainwashed by only the finest, Swedish trained brainwashers from Zanabar.
  • No more sore throat from chanting "ahhm yoh ho rengyay kyo" over and over again.
  • Say goodbye to No-Doze filled nights reading some manifesto from hell.
  • No more marking your calendar up with final dates that never seem to come.
  • Fully-functioning.
  • Self-starting.
  • Turnkey opportunity.
  • Requires no assembly.
  • No batteries to wear out.
  • No sharpening.
  • Absolutely no maintenance.
  • Grass roots approach to Internet Death Cults letting nature choose the time and place.
  • Expanding family values in a fun and entertaining way.
  • Minors can join.
  • The elderly are welcome.
  • Painless, odorless and colourless.
  • And, at the end of your life, if you are not completely satisfied you are ensured a 100% money back guarantee.

      What more could you want from an Internet Death Cult ?


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